my laptop wasn’t working so I yelled “CRISTO” at it
the screen immediately turned black
I’m performing an exorcism now
Is that silly string?
its not silly string if its a very serious matter
serious string
(Source: murphys, via sophieasweetheart)
(Source: s-e-n-t-e-n-c-e-d, via ruskix)
“U go gurl”
Someone thinks this is okay behavior, and that makes me sad for humanity.
This makes me sick.
I’m not going to murder idiot little girls nope nope nop
FIRE UP THE FUCKING STOVE, I’M MAKING DINNER.
Did you know:
The police are on Facebook. The FBI, we’re also in Facebook. Anything you put out into the Internet, we can access it, especially on Facebook. So don’t worry tumblr, this girl may be an idiot and you may want to punch her in the face, but she’d never get anywhere in court.
BEFORE THE THREATEN TO USE THE LAW
LEARN THE FUCKING LAW.
(via freshest-tittymilk)
(via soulkid206)
Is that a fake tit? That’s a fake tit
Erm well no if you fucking bothered to check to source you would clearly see I don’t have fucking fake boobs Jesus Christ, guess I should be flattered that they look so perf they could be fake
(via soulkid206)
